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Flash! Aha! Saviour of the University!

If I am qualified as a Flash Programmer, I am going to dress like a Flash Programmer!

What do you mean it's an Opel car Badge!

My mother was up all weekend making this costume. I love the feel of it on my skin! I just need to get her Marigold gloves back to her tonight!

Sorry, what did you say? I can't hear very well unless you are standing behind me!

World's oldest dog celebrates 21st birthday

(Image © Erik C. Pendzich/Rex Features)

The world's oldest dog proved she was a real party animal by celebrating her 21st birthday with a big bash and a cake. Chanel, a dachshund from New York, was treated to a day out at the city's Dog Hotel and Spa to mark the milestone birthday and collect a certificate from a Guinness World Records official confirming their pet's status as the oldest dog. Impressive aye? That's nothing! The last time I was in NY, I think I had the oldest Hot Dog from a vendor in Central Park!