Saturday, June 20, 2009

Mexico's finest navy seal finds Cocaine infested sharks!

Mexico's trained navy seal (left*) has discovered cocaine infested sharks and seized more than a ton of cocaine stuffed inside the frozen sharks.

*Jesus asked that his identity be kept secret for security reasons. His voice is being dubbed by an out-of-work Mexican character actor, who also sells time-share in his spare time.

Discovery
Enforcement Officers cut open more than 20 shark carcasses filled with slabs of the narcotic drug after checking a container ship in the southern Mexican state of Yucatan.

Creative concealment
Drug gangs are coming up with increasingly creative and disgusting ways of getting drugs into the United States, in sealed beer cans, religious statues and furniture, as Mexico's military might cracks down on the cartels moving the South American narcotics north.

Presidental backing
President Felipe Calderon has sent 45,000 troops and federal police across Mexico to try to crush powerful smuggling cartels.

Cocaine, Sharks, Swine Flu, Time-Share Salesmen, Sniffer Seals, etc

Mexico, is it becoming the most dangerous country in the world! Discuss!


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