Well, here is one thing you can do with all those spare condoms that you are never going to use.Having learned this new skill of Novelty Balloon sculpture, you now have a very unique way of saying, Hello!
Unfortunately, you will be breathing heavily at this point and may even be gasping and heaving like a landed fish.
None of these things are attractive to women and are also a common characteristic of a perverted stalker, allegedly.
So you will have to have a very snappy line to set it all off. Think of something uplifting and inspiring and please avoid any references to toilets, germs, H1N1 viruses and any other disgusting items.
Now! Get out there and blow!
