Nissan Privvy: Concept car - Goldfish Friendly

The Nissan Pivo concept car: I know what your thinking 'The designers must have been playing on their Playstations too long when they sketched this!'

They say, if you look at it long enough, it blinks at you! Unfortunately it looks like there is only enough air inside to last for a short journey!

It looks like one of those cars that follows you around the car park! I have the urge to fill it with water and keep Goldfish in it!

Immaculately conceived insurance

Laugh! I almost filled me Pampers!
Several years ago, three chaste, religious sisters from Scotland, insured themselves against "conceiving immaculately".


British Insurance provided them with £1 million worth of cover, should one of them turn out to be carrying the 'second coming'. (Is this Jesus II, the sequel or are we talking about 'multiple orgasm insurance'? Discuss!)


There was harsh criticism of an insurance policy that was designed to cover the cost of bringing up a second Jesus. (Ah! but the other option is just as unlikely!)


The Catholic Church was less than impressed and the insurance policy was withdrawn. Not a problem, I am sure Ladbrooke's or any other bookmaker will give you good odds for this one!