Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Immaculately conceived insurance

Laugh! I almost filled me Pampers!
Several years ago, three chaste, religious sisters from Scotland, insured themselves against "conceiving immaculately".


British Insurance provided them with £1 million worth of cover, should one of them turn out to be carrying the 'second coming'. (Is this Jesus II, the sequel or are we talking about 'multiple orgasm insurance'? Discuss!)


There was harsh criticism of an insurance policy that was designed to cover the cost of bringing up a second Jesus. (Ah! but the other option is just as unlikely!)


The Catholic Church was less than impressed and the insurance policy was withdrawn. Not a problem, I am sure Ladbrooke's or any other bookmaker will give you good odds for this one!

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