"So Rita" asks Maude "did you have that long sunny cruise you were talking about?""Unfortunately not!" replies Rita "That damn pig flu scare has screwed up everything!' replies Rita "They are just such neurotic creatures, one cough and a sniffle and suddenly, its a global crisis. Their worse than the humans!"
"Ah well, Rita" says Maude "Maybe next time. By the way, when is the last time you had your highlights and split ends done? It looks like you've been bleached in the sun and then dragged through a thorn bush backwards!"
"Bah!" says Rita.
No comments:
Post a Comment