As panic grows in Mexico City, a well-armed street vendor managed to defend himself against an alleged frenzied 'mad' pig attack in Mexico. A police spokesman said 'He may have over-reacted. At first we thought it was Los Terroristas, you know, using the "Pig Bombs" that you hear so much about. But no, it was just a lone pig flipping out. Maybe a personality clash, revenge or a lover's tiff. We may never know but we will investigate it further at the BBQ tonight. Bring Tequilla!'
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