Cocaine Washed Up On Dutch Beaches

A large package of cocaine and packets of materials for cutting the drug were washed up on beaches in Kijkduin, Scheveningen, Wassenaar and Katwijk on Saturday.

According to the police, there was about 2.3 kilograms of cocaine left in the package when they got there.

As yet, no one has come forward to claim the package and the police have no idea where it came from. It was thought possible that smugglers had fixed the drugs to the underside of their boat and it had come loose. I think we are talking about 'really shoddy' smugglers here.

Meanwile peace and tranquility has returned to the sun scorched beaches of Holland but who knows what mysteries lie behind the wooden doors of the brightly painted beach huts that adorn the Dutch coastline.

Be sure to tune in next week to hear more nonsense!