Grunthwald Brenquist the maker of edible hats and outer garments for the gentry, has been assisting the Police in attempting to intimidate defense witnesses by discrediting their sense of normality. He does this by appearing in front of them in the form of a character from folklore. Grunt is seen here in his edible, mint flavoured Gandalf costume and matching chewable armbands!
Donald Sutherland impersonator and part-time Police informant, Vincent Troubridge is currently running a course for the Police that helps them project their voice better when faced with an angry mob. Although, this has been very helpful to the officers concerned they have decided to drop the opening cries of "Oyeh, oyeh, oyeh! This is the Police!"
"Dood" the Alaskan undercover husky has been assisting police dogs in the fight against drug crime. He is not only very good at sniffing out illegal drugs but has a talent for looking 'cool' when he is working under stress or undercover.
Eva Brundel - the famous ZZ Top impersonator, with a long career of being the Bearded Lady for Ben and Jerry's Intercontinental Circus, has been helping the Police defend themselves against attacks by razors. Something she is very adept at avoiding or evading!
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