Bus Bridges Gap! Bridge Gaps Bus! Gap Bridge Bus!

Passengers please note that this is an unscheduled stop! but we would like to draw your attention to the unusual view we have provided for you, from the eh, eh, bridge!

Please be careful of the first step when getting off the bus. It's a bit high from the ground, river or raging torrent below, but remember, the mud here is said to have great medicinal and restorative qualities for the skin.

Be sure to wash it off as quickly as possible, though and do try not to swallow any! The nearest hospital is in a different country and we don't have the necessary papers!

Don't worry! Our Driver is fully conversant with First Aid techniques and has an enviable reputation for inducing vomiting in distressed passengers!

Thank you for travelling with Sino-Arabic-Dalmation - Adventure Coach Tours! (SAD-ACT Plc) Mind the Gap! and stay lucky!