Never mind Travel insurance scams. One Bristol-based firm offers cover against supernatural activity, with alien interference as a 'package' deal.Ultraviolet’s "Spooksafe" policy was designed to pay out if a policyholder suffered trauma at the hands of ghosts, ghouls or scarey spectres.
No doubt there are a number of exclusions in the policy; historical evidence of mental illness, schizoid personalities, freakin' nutters, etc.
The policy also covered death, injury and damage to personal possessions (your stuff!) by extra terrestrials.
'What do you mean you think he was a Timelord just because he jumped out from behind a police box and took your Rolex?'
Spooksafe also offered up to £1 million if you could 'prove' you had been transformed into a vampire or werewolf. All you have to do is get Fido to sign the form in your name and your home and dry, allegedly!
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