If you’ve ever lain awake at night, fretting about being beamed up by ET, and let's face it 'Who hasn't!' then alien abduction insurance is for you.
Most AA insurance policies provide financial compensation for individuals who can "prove" that they’ve been kidnapped by aliens and then returned to earth. (Show them your 'Return' ticket stub, etc and make sure it's not your Bus Pass, cause that's gonna ruin your credibility!)
Some even provide protection against the financial effects of "impregnation by aliens" but the premiums are astronomical!
But if you are concerned about intergalactic impregnation tactics and immaculately conceived religious impregnations, I am sure you can get it covered, comprehensibly! Third party, Fire and Theft, is not enough!
Then it's up to you, to keep it covered, especially when you come across aliens of the opposite whatever!
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