Unusual Things Found on the Moon: Googled

If you could hear the sound of the human voice, it would sound something like this;

I can see my bunker from here! I knew I should have bought a return ticket!

What is that annoying tune you guys keep whistling! Is it Lily Allan?

Come on Guys! I've purged the organically created Methane from my spacesuit
you can let me back in again!

Thank you! Verrry verry much! The king has left the Moon!