Newly Wed Bride dumped in the BMW with a crate of Vodka

Tying the knot German Style!

A newly married bride in Germany spent her first wedding night passed out next to a crate of vodka in the back seat of her BMW and had to be rescued by local police when the car began to seriously overheat in the baking sun.

Police in the western city of Cologne (Koln) said on Monday that the very, very, drunk 30-year-old woman remained unconscious in the car, with the car's alarm blaring and even after they smashed the car window to get her out.

"Only after being shaken and slapped several times, did she eventually regain consciousness," police said in a statement.

Still clad in her bridal wedding dress, the dazed woman had to scramble through the broken window because she had no idea where the car keys were or her husband, come to that.

Now there's something to tell your grandchildren when they come along!