Friday, December 30, 2011

Can I Back a Horse in Here!

'.....but I'm a Horse Trainer!'

Irish traveller Joe Purcell has form when it comes to taking his pony to unusual places. The pair had previously been spotted together in a pub and at a hospital.

Purcell took things one step further when he attempted to board a train at Wrexham General station with his equine pal as bemused staff and passengers looked on.

OAPs and High Risk Behaviours!

Prince Harry other car!

Luxury Autos? Not for Pink!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Jesus Toast everytime

We've seen apparitions of Jesus on inanimate objects such as pieces of toast before, but this toaster ensures that every slice of toast features a burnt impression of Christ.

The product is the brainchild of Galen Diveley, founder of Burnt Impressions.

The Vermont-based firm has been deluged with orders in the seasonal period.

Galen explains on his website ( "The response to our toasters this Christmas season has been awesome! I was a short order cook but I have never been swamped this way before.

Your interest in our toasters has brought thousands of orders to our barn in a matter of days. We have called in family and friends who are working around the clock to process this mountain of toasters."
Picture: Rex Features

Young Ruler Measures up!

The Clintons

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Harmless Weapons

What House would be like if it were actually realistic

An iPhone that supports flash

The moral of the story

Choosing a Bride

Streaming Video

That’s the last time we hire two architects

Modern Santa

Funny sign of the day - Danger!

Beware of the force

Click on the picture

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Old Scottish Golfer - Lion Tamer

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"

The tough old golfer replies,

"No problem, just get that lion out of there."

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Baptising a Glaswegian

A Glaswegian is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.

The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

The drunk shouts, 'Aye, I am.' So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.

He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?' The drunk replies, 'No, Ah havnae found Jesus.'

The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus my brother?' The drunk again answers, 'No, Ah havnae found Jesus.'

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.

The preacher again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God have you found Jesus?'

The drunk wipes his eyes, catches his breath and says to the preacher, 'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'

iPhone, iPad, iPod, etc

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Dilbert cartoon: Skype