Friday, November 7, 2014

Children Are Quick

Children  Are Quick
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I  got here.
TEACHER: John, why  are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You  told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn,  how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you  asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD:  Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one  important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well,  I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie,  give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No,  Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the  ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's  cherry tree,
but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know  why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still  had the axe in his hand.....
TEACHER: Now, Simon ,  tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No  sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is  exactly the same as your brother's..
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same  dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
TEACHER: Harold, what do  you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer  interested?
HAROLD: A teacher