Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Weird Mice You will Want

Disembodied Torso Mouse

Entry #1 in our list of Mice That Will Get You Fired comes from Swiss trinketeer Pat Says Now, maker of a wide array of novelty computer mice. (Some of these mouse-torsos come clothed in tiny, tight-fitting sweaters emblazoned with the logos of various soccer teams, but as the product description reads, "Your mouse needs to take off her shirt for working properly.") And if using it doesn't earn you a trip to HR, well, someone at your place of employment is not working properly.


"Careful - He's a Got a Mouse!"

Entry #2 on our list of Mice That Will Get You Fired: This mouse in the shape of a Sig Sauer P230 handgun from CyberGun. While it doesn't in fact shoot any projectiles, it should be creepy enough to keep most co-workers from interacting with you at all—until security comes to escort you from the premises.




Real Computer Bugs

If there were any insect rights groups they would be up in antennae over these new mice that contain real animals imprisoned in clear acrylic resin. Pictured here are the beetle and spider models; also available are mice containing real starfish, scorpions, and crabs. It's a great idea if you don't mind resting your palm on a dead bug.

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